Making Fun of SEO Optimization Offers

How to Search Engine Optimization

I got a comment on the sharing of a link on rainy weather in NYC. So…it was just the link and a short comment on it. It was not an article.

Hello Web Admin, I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do not use all three H tags in your post, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization. On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda. No longer are backlinks and simply pinging or sending out a RSS feed the key to getting Google PageRank or Alexa Rankings, You now NEED On-Page SEO. So what is good On-Page SEO?First your keyword must appear in the title.Then it must appear in the URL.You have to optimize your keyword and make sure that it has a nice keyword density of 3-5% in your article with relevant LSI (Latent Semantic Indexing). Then you should spread all H1,H2,H3 tags in your article.Your Keyword should appear in your first paragraph and in the last sentence of the page. You should have relevant usage of Bold and italics of your keyword.There should be one internal link to a page on your blog and you should have one image with an alt tag that has your keyword….wait there’s even more Now what if i told you there was a simple WordPress plugin that does all the On-Page SEO, and automatically for you? That’s right AUTOMATICALLY, just watch this 4minute video for more information at.

So, according to Mr. Spammy SEO type, I should spread an H1, H2, and H3 tag in my article. Let’s convert that into English. I should have three levels of headings. Title, subtitle, section?

Then, I should have a keyword in my title and it should appear in the first paragraph and last sentence of the page. This would be basic advice on non-fiction writing dating back long before Google. The title of your article should be relevant to your topic(or keyword). Your first paragraph should set out the point of your entire article. The last sentence of your article should summarize the point you tried to make.

It then tells me there should be an image with an alt tag that has the keyword. Well, people respond to images. I always try to find a random image(and I have a plugin that helps with that) to add a little color. I probably should start searching my own photo archives for photography.

So…what if there was a plugin that could make me more popular, regardless of how horrible my writing is? I think I’ll just try to write well, thank you very much.

David Shanske

My day job is in training for an airline. I also develop Indieweb WordPress plugins so that others can take control of their online identity.

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